WEDDING QUOTES FOR BEST FRIEND FUNNY

“Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning, all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end, you wish you had a club and a spade.”

“A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person – your spouse’s credit card.”

“Love is blind. Marriage is an eye-opener.”

“A good friend will bail you out of jail, but your best friend will be sitting right next to you saying, ‘Damn, that was fun!’ Cheers to a wedding filled with fun and adventures!”

“Marriages are made in heaven, but holy crap, so are thunder and lightning!”

“Marriage is like a 3-ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.”

“Finding someone who will love you despite your morning breath and your weird snoring sounds is true friendship. Cheers to finding your soulmate!”

“It’s not every day your best friend gets married, so you better make sure the food and drinks are on point!”

“Marriage is finding that special someone you want to annoy for the rest of your life. Congrats on finding each other!”

“Marriage is the most wonderful thing ever, until it’s not. Cheers to a lifetime of ups and downs together!”

“Friendship is about supporting each other through thick and thin, even when that ‘thick’ is the wedding cake!”

“Marriage is a workshop where husband works and wife shops. Congratulations on opening your new store!” FAMOUS QUOTES ABOUT LACK OF SLEEP

“A great marriage is not when the ‘perfect couple’ comes together. It is when an imperfect couple learns to enjoy their differences!”

“Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is the husband.”

“Love may be blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener. Cheers to being the first-hand witnesses!”

“Two become one in marriage. I wonder which one?”

“Marriage should be honored. That’s why I’m here, to honor the free food and drinks!”

“Wishing you a lifetime of love, laughter, and enough annoying habits to keep things interesting!”

“Marriage is like a walk in the park, Jurassic Park. But you guys got this, have a wild wedding day!”

“Marriage is not a word, it’s a sentence… a lifelong one! Have a sentence-filled wedding!”

“Here’s to love, laughter, and happily ever after… or until one of you forgets to put the toilet seat down.”

“As your best friend, I promise to always be there for you, even if it means pretending to be the designated driver at your wedding.”

“They say marriage is a form of gambling. Well then, my friend, I’d say you just hit the jackpot!”