TRIXIE MATTEL QUOTES FUNNY

“I’m not just a Barbie, I’m a whole damn doll collection.”

“I don’t sweat, I glitter.”

“I’m like a drag queen, but with less padding and more glitter.”

“I have legs for days and jokes for miles.”

“In the words of RuPaul, ‘If you can’t love yourself, how in the hell you gonna love somebody else?’ Can I get an amen?!”

“I’m the true definition of ‘extra’, and I’m here to slay the house down.”

“I’m not just a pretty face, I’m also a pretty bad bitch.”

“I may be made out of plastic, but my wit is super elastic.”

“I’ve got more rhinestones than you’ve got problems.”

“I’m living proof that you can be both beautiful and smart. But mostly beautiful.”

“My hair is big, my lashes are long, and my jokes are even bigger.”

“If life gives you lemons, squeeze them in someone’s eyes and make them cry fabulous tears.”

“I may be pint-sized, but my personality is larger than life.”

“I’m the drag queen next door, the one you wish you had.”

“I’m serving face, body, and hilarious one-liners. What more could you ask for?” FAMOUS SELF CONTROL QUOTES

“Sorry, not sorry for being the funny bitch that I am.”

“I’m not just a drag queen, I’m a drag superstar on a mission to make people laugh.”

“I’m like a comedy queen, except my jokes are actually funny.”

“I’m the queen of camp, embodying all things tacky and fabulous.”

“I can snatch your wig and your man in the same breath, honey.”

“I’m a drag queen, baby. I walk in heels taller than your ego.”

“I’m so f*cking funny, I could make a statue of a nun giggle.”

“I was born to be fierce, fabulous, and funny. It’s in my DNA.”

“I’m not just a pretty face, I’m also a pretty savage.”

“I don’t just make people laugh, I make them question their life choices.”

“If life throws you shade, turn it into a fabulous sunset.”

“I’m like a tornado of glamour and hilarity, leaving a trail of laughter behind me.”

“I’m the definition of glamour and absurdity, and I live for the applause.”