TESTED POSITIVE FUNNY QUOTES

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“I told my computer I needed a break, and it started printing vacation photos.” – Unknown

“I asked the waitress for a quick check, and she replied, ‘Sir, there is no check faster than mine.'” – Unknown

“My bed and I have this special relationship where I’m always tempted to stay in it longer.” – Unknown

“I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.” – Douglas Adams

“I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure.” – Unknown

“The only exercise I do is running late.” – Unknown

“I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve already lost three days.” – Tommy Cooper

“Chocolate is the answer, who cares what the question is.” – Unknown

“I put my phone in airplane mode, but it just flew away.” – Unknown

“I’m not clumsy, I’m just on a mission to test gravity.” – Unknown

“I’m not lazy, I’m just on energy-saving mode.” – Unknown

“My dentist told me I needed a crown. I said, ‘I know, right?'” – Unknown

“I’m sorry, I can’t adult today. Please come back tomorrow.” – Unknown POSITIVE HAPPY LIFE QUOTES IN URDU

“The best way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once.” – H. Vandyke

“I don’t need anger management, I just need people to stop pissing me off.” – Unknown

“The trouble with trouble is it starts out as fun.” – Unknown

“I’m not clumsy, I’m just adept at rearranging the scenery.” – Unknown

“I’m not sure if I’m actually funny, or if I’m just really mean and people think I’m joking.” – Unknown

“I finally realized that being an adult is mostly just googling how to do stuff.” – Unknown

“If there’s a will, there are 500 relatives.” – Unknown

“I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me.” – Unknown

“I’m not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.” – Unknown

“I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.” – Douglas Adams

“I haven’t slept for three days because that would be too long.” – Mitch Hedberg

POSITIVE HAPPY LIFE QUOTES IN URDU