TERRIBLE MOTIVATIONAL QUOTES

“Don’t worry, everything happens for a reason, even if that reason is absolutely terrible.”

“Dream big, because even if you fail, you’ll make a great cautionary tale.”

“Success is just failure that hasn’t happened yet.”

“When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. And when it gives you rotten apples, make a really crappy pie.”

“Failure is not an option, it’s a lifestyle.”

“If at first you don’t succeed, try, try, try again… or just give up and accept that you’re destined for mediocrity.”

“Opportunity knocks, but sometimes it’s just there to remind you that you forgot to lock the door.”

“Shoot for the moon, even if you miss, you’ll fail miserably and end up in space without oxygen.”

“Follow your dreams, unless your dreams are completely unrealistic and unattainable for someone with your lack of talent and skills.”

“The only way to do great work is to constantly procrastinate and stress about how little time you have left.”

“Believe in yourself, because nobody else will.”

“Success is 10% inspiration, 90% pretending to know what you’re doing.”

“Don’t be afraid to fail, because there’s nothing quite like the feeling of disappointment and regret.” PAIN QUOTES MOTIVATION

“Life is like a roller coaster, except it only goes downhill and occasionally derails.”

“Don’t let anyone tell you that sky is the limit, because we all know there’s no oxygen up there.”

“The harder you work, the more tired you’ll be.”

“Set your goals low, so you’ll never be disappointed.”

“Chase your dreams, but don’t be surprised if they’re running faster than you.”

“Hard work pays off, but laziness pays off right now.”

“Failure is just success that got lost on its way to achievement.”

“Take risks, because you’ll never know how badly you can mess up.”

“The only thing standing between you and your dreams is the lack of talent, luck, and effort.”

“Life is a journey, and some journeys lead to dead ends.”

“Remember, it’s not the destination that matters, it’s the soul-crushing disappointment of never getting there.”