SHORT MOTIVATIONAL QUOTES FUNNY

“Don’t be afraid of hard work. It’s the lazy ones that have all the troubles!” – Unknown

“Keep your face always toward the sunshine— and shadows will fall behind you.” – Walt Whitman

“Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful.” – Albert Schweitzer

“I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have.” – Thomas Jefferson

“You don’t have to be great to start, but you have to start to be great.” – Zig Ziglar

“The only way to do great work is to love what you do.” – Steve Jobs

“Don’t watch the clock; do what it does. Keep going.” – Sam Levenson

“The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.” – Eleanor Roosevelt

“Success is not the absence of failure; it’s the persistence through failure.” – Aisha Tyler

“The biggest risk is not taking any risk. In a world that is changing quickly, the only strategy that is guaranteed to fail is not taking risks.” – Mark Zuckerberg

“If you want to achieve greatness, stop asking for permission.” – Anonymous

“Believe you can and you’re halfway there.” – Theodore Roosevelt

“The only place where success comes before work is in the dictionary.” – Vidal Sassoon

“Opportunities don’t happen. You create them.” – Chris Grosser

“The road to success is always under construction.” – Lily Tomlin FUNNY SHORT SISTER QUOTES

“Don’t let yesterday take up too much of today.” – Will Rogers

“When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.” – Cathy Guisewite

“I didn’t fail the test. I just found 100 ways to do it wrong.” – Benjamin Franklin

“Success is 10% inspiration and 90% perspiration.” – Thomas Edison

“The elevator to success is out of order. You’ll have to use the stairs, one step at a time.” – Joe Girard

“The secret of getting ahead is getting started.” – Mark Twain

“I am not a product of my circumstances. I am a product of my decisions.” – Stephen Covey

“It’s not about how bad you want it, it’s about how hard you’re willing to work for it.” – Unknown

“The only thing standing between you and your goal is the story you keep telling yourself as to why you can’t achieve it.” – Jordan Belfort

“I’m not a businessman. I’m a business, man!” – Jay-Z

“If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito.” – Dalai Lama

“The difference between genius and stupidity is; genius has its limits.” – Albert Einstein

“Opportunity does not knock, it presents itself when you beat down the door.” – Kyle Chandler

“I find it quite easy to play villains. I just imagine they’re my ex-boyfriends.” – Helena Bonham Carter