SHORT FUNNY QUOTES ABOUT WORK

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“I’m not lazy, I’m just on energy-saving mode.”

“I love my job, it’s the work I hate.”

“Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you’re done.”

“I always give 100% at work: 13% Monday, 22% Tuesday, 26% Wednesday…”

“I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing.”

“Work is fine if it doesn’t take too much of your time.”

“I don’t always tolerate stupid people, but when I do, I’m at work.”

“I came, I saw, I procrastinated.”

“A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer.”

“The harder I work, the luckier my boss gets.”

“Why is Monday so far from Friday, but Friday so close to Monday?” POSITIVE QUOTES TO READ BEFORE BED

“I’m not being lazy; I’m just waiting for the right opportunity.”

“Work would be so much fun if we didn’t have to do it.”

“The only exercise I get is running late for meetings.”

“My boss told me to have a good day, so I went home.”

“I don’t suffer from stress; I’m a carrier.”

“I don’t have a bad attitude; I just have a low tolerance for stupidity.”

“Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?”

“The problem with the rat race is that even if you win, you’re still a rat.”

“I’m not a perfectionist; I’m just highly critical.”

“I’m not a workaholic; I’m a workafrolic.”

POSITIVE QUOTES TO READ BEFORE BED