SHORT FUNNY BEST FRIEND QUOTES

“A best friend is like a four-leaf clover: hard to find and lucky to have.”

“Friendship is like peeing your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel its warmth.”

“A true friend is someone who thinks that you’re a good egg even though they know you’re slightly cracked.”

“Friends come and go, like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.”

“We’ll be the old ladies causing trouble in the nursing home together – you bring the booze, I’ll bring the shenanigans.”

“We’ll be friends forever because you already know far too much.”

“Life is too short to be serious all the time. Thank God for crazy friends!”

“Friends don’t let friends do silly things alone. Let’s do them together!”

“Best friends are the people you can do nothing with and still have the best time.”

“If you can’t laugh at yourself, call me. I’ll laugh at you instead.”

“A good friend knows all your stories. A best friend helped you create them.” FAMILY LOYALTY QUOTES AND SAYINGS

“Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.”

“Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.”

“Good friends don’t let you do stupid things alone. Best friends join in and make it epic!”

“A best friend is like a therapist, only cheaper.”

“Best friends don’t judge each other; they judge everyone else together.”

“I love that our effortless conversations turn into hilarious memories.”

“You and I are more than friends. We’re like a really small gang.”

“We’ll never be too old for sleepovers. I’ll bring the wine and face masks.”

“Best friends are the people in life that make you laugh a little louder, smile a little brighter, and live a little better.”