“I never thought the day would come when staying in my pajamas all day would be socially acceptable.”
“I’m not self-isolating, I’m just practicing my introvert skills.”
“I finally have an excuse to cancel plans without feeling guilty – thank you, self-isolation!”
“I can’t remember the last time I washed my hands this much, my skin is starting to feel like a desert.”
“I used to avoid people, now I’m avoiding them even more – I’ve become a professional avoider.”
“They say time flies when you’re having fun, but apparently, it also flies when you’re bored in self-isolation.”
“If only my math skills were as good as my social distancing skills – I’d be a genius by now.”
“Self-isolation has turned me into a master chef – my specialty is creating gourmet meals out of random pantry items.”
“I never realized how much I talk to myself until self-isolation.”
“I’m starting to question whether my pets are tired of me being around all the time.”
“Self-isolation has me on a journey to discover how many movies and TV shows one person can watch in a day.”
“Trying to have a ‘work-life’ balance during self-isolation is like trying to find a unicorn – it’s a myth.”
“I’ve become an expert napper during self-isolation – I can do it with my eyes closed.” RAINY DAY TANNING QUOTES
“I’ve discovered that my true talent lies in pushing the boundaries of laziness during self-isolation.”
“I’ve gone from having FOMO to having FOGO (Fear of Going Outside).”
“Self-isolation has turned my bed into both my best friend and my worst enemy.”
“If my isolation were an outfit, it would be a onesie – comfortable, but lacking any fashion sense.”
“Pretending to have Zoom meetings just to avoid social interaction – self-isolation life hacks.”
“I finally have the time to rearrange my wardrobe, even though nobody will see it in self-isolation.”
“Self-isolation has been a great opportunity to perfect my ‘don’t touch your face’ dance moves.”
“Becoming a pro at social distancing, but an amateur at remembering what day it is.”
“Self-isolation is like an ongoing episode of ‘Chopped’ – can I make a meal out of these random ingredients?”
“My screen time report is reaching record-breaking levels during self-isolation – my phone is concerned.”
“I thought I’d have time for all those DIY projects during self-isolation, turns out sleeping is my DIY project.”