“I’m not saying I’m clumsy, but I am the reason they put ‘Caution: Wet Floor’ signs up.”
“I have a face that only a mother could love. And even she doesn’t always look thrilled.”
“I don’t have a big ego, but I do have a small bladder.”
“I’m not a morning person. In fact, I’m barely an afternoon person.”
“I’m like a human pincushion for embarrassing moments.”
“If there was an Olympic event for overthinking, I’d definitely take home the gold.”
“I’m not just a mess, I’m a five-star catastrophe.”
“I’m the kind of person who trips over flat surfaces.”
“I have a talent for making awkward situations even more awkward.”
“I may not be everyone’s cup of tea, but I make a great mug of self-deprecating coffee.”
“I come with a warning label: Prone to embarrassing moments and terrible jokes.”
“I’ve mastered the art of walking into a room and immediately forgetting why.”
“I’m not sure if I’m more afraid of failure or success. Either way, I’ll probably find a way to mess it up.” GOOD WELCOME QUOTES
“My sense of direction can be best described as ‘absent.'”
“I have a knack for saying the wrong thing at the wrong time. It’s like a superpower of mine.”
“If there was a Nobel Prize for procrastination, I’d probably get around to winning it eventually.”
“I have trust issues with cooking. Every time I try, the smoke alarm becomes my biggest fan.”
“I’m not lazy, I just like to embrace the art of doing nothing.”
“I have a face for radio and a voice for silent movies.”
“My ability to embarrass myself knows no bounds. It’s practically an Olympic sport for me.”
“I have a habit of overthinking everything. I guess it’s my way of keeping life interestingly complicated.”
“I have a knack for turning any situation into an awkward one. It’s a gift, really.”
“I’m not sure if I’m an introvert or just socially awkward. It’s a fine line I’m still trying to navigate.”
“I have a tendency to be my own worst enemy. I guess I like to keep things interesting.”