SAYINGS FUNNY ENGAGEMENT QUOTES

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“Getting engaged is like putting a down payment on a lifetime of bad jokes.”

“Engagement: the first step towards a lifetime of pretending to enjoy sports.”

“Marriage is finding that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.”

“Engagement: the process of finding out which one of you is really in charge.”

“Engagement: where the countdown to the wedding begins and the freedom ends.”

“Engagement is the official start of the battle of ‘Who Can Plan the Wedding Better?'”

“Getting engaged is like willingly entering a never-ending game of ‘Guess What I’m Thinking?'”

“Engagement: the time when love is blind and the bank accounts are not.”

“Engagement is like a preview of married life, where you get a lot of advice and no sleep.”

“Engagement: a state of being completely wrapped up in each other until you realize how expensive weddings are.”

“Engagement is the time when both partners realize they’re going to lose the remote control battle.” QUOTES ABOUT LIVING LIFE AFTER SOMEONE DIES

“Being engaged means constantly hearing the phrase ‘when are you getting married?’ on repeat.”

“Engagement is like a never-ending to-do list, but with the added bonus of wedding daydreaming.”

“Engagement: when both partners realize that wedding planning is a crash course in compromise.”

“Getting engaged is like signing up for a lifetime subscription of sharing closet and bathroom space.”

“Engagement is the time when you discover all the strange habits and quirks of your partner, but it’s too late to back out.”

“Engagement is like a roller coaster ride, with lots of ups, downs, and screaming.”

“Getting engaged is like willingly entering a tornado of wedding preparations and family drama.”

“Engagement: where you trade late-night adventures for Netflix marathons on the couch.”

“Engagement is like a crash course in figuring out all your partner’s annoying habits.”

“Getting engaged means having someone by your side to laugh, cry, and give you second opinions on wedding cake flavors.”

QUOTES ABOUT LIVING LIFE AFTER SOMEONE DIES