SASSY QUOTES ABOUT FRIENDS

“Friends don’t let friends do silly things alone.” – Unknown

“A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.” – Bernard Meltzer

“Good friends don’t let you do stupid things… alone.” – Unknown

“A best friend is like a four-leaf clover: hard to find and lucky to have.” – Unknown

“You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it sure helps.” – Unknown

“Best friends are the ones who bring out the best in you.” – Henry Ford

“Best friends are the people in your life who make you laugh brighter, smile bigger, and live better.” – Unknown

“We’ll be the old ladies causing trouble in the nursing home.” – Unknown

“Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.” – Unknown

“We are best friends, as we both are weird.” – Unknown

“Our phones fall, we panic. Our friends fall, we laugh.” – Unknown

“We’ll be the old ladies causing trouble in the nursing home.” – Unknown

“Friends don’t let friends wear ugly outfits.” – Unknown

“You’re the friend I’d feel comfortable breaking out of prison with.” – Unknown

“Love is blind; friendship tries not to notice.” – Unknown MOTIVATIONAL QUOTES WIFE

“I love that our effortless friendship fits perfectly with my laziness.” – Unknown

“A true friend is someone who stabs you in the front.” – Oscar Wilde

“Life is too short to be serious all the time, so if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me – I’ll laugh at you.” – Unknown

“Friends come and go like waves of the ocean, but the true ones stick like an octopus on your face.” – Unknown

“True friends don’t let each other do stupid things… alone.” – Unknown

“I’d walk through fire for my best friend. Well, not fire because that’s dangerous. But a super humid room… well, not too humid, because you know… my hair.” – Unknown

“Friends don’t let friends leave the house in bad outfits.” – Unknown

“You can’t sip with us.” – Unknown

“Friends are like bras – close to your heart and there to support you.” – Unknown

“Good friends don’t let you do stupid things… alone.” – Unknown

“Friends don’t let friends do stupid things… alone. We do them together.” – Unknown

“It’s hard to find a friend who’s cute, loving, generous, sexy, caring, and smart. My advice to you all is, don’t lose me.” – Unknown

“Life is too short to be serious all the time, so if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me – I’ll laugh at you.” – Unknown

“You’re my favorite pain in the ass.” – Unknown