RANDOM FUNNY QUOTES ABOUT FRIENDS

“A good friend will lend you an umbrella in the rain, but a best friend will take yours and yell ‘Run, Forest, run!'” – Unknown

“Real friends don’t judge each other. They judge other people…together.” – Unknown

“Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.” – Unknown

“I don’t need a psychiatrist to tell me I’m crazy, I have friends for that.” – Unknown

“Friendship is like peeing your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth.” – Unknown

“I used to have friends, but then the psychopaths upgraded to best friends.” – Unknown

“A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.” – Bernard Meltzer

“Friends come and go, like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay like an octopus on your face.” – Unknown

“Friends give you a shoulder to cry on. Best friends give you their shirt to wipe the tears.” – Unknown

“Friends are like snowflakes. If you pee on them, they disappear.” – Unknown

“The holy passion of friendship is so sweet and steady and loyal and enduring a nature that it will last a whole lifetime if not asked to lend money.” – Mark Twain

“I’d walk through fire for my best friend. Well, not fire because that’s dangerous. But a super humid room… but not too humid because my hair.” – Unknown

“True friends don’t judge each other. They judge other people together.” – Unknown

“Good friends offer a shoulder to cry on. Best friends are already on the way to the liquor store when they see you crying.” – Unknown QUOTES OF ROGER FEDERER

“We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.” – Unknown

“I don’t know what’s tighter: our jeans or our friendship.” – Unknown

“Friends pick us up when we fall down, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.” – Unknown

“My best friend is the one who brings out the best in me even when I fart.” – Unknown

“Friendship is like money, it’s easier made than kept.” – Samuel Butler

“A true friend is someone who is there for you when they would rather be somewhere else.” – Len Wein

“I hope we’re friends until we die. And then I hope we stay ghost friends and scare the shit out of people.” – Unknown

“You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend. I’ll train you.” – Unknown

“Best friends: ready to laugh, cry, and do dumb stuff together.” – Unknown

“We’ll be the old ladies causing trouble in the nursing home.” – Unknown

“Friends are like stars. You don’t always see them, but you know they’re always there, and that’s comforting…Unless you’re lost in the woods, then it’s useless.” – Unknown

“A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.” – Bernard Meltzer

“Good friends don’t let you do stupid things… alone.” – Unknown