QUOTES HOMER

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“On the contrary, woman is the best equipped machine ever invented to be utterly illogical.” – Homer Simpson

“I have three kids and no money. Why can’t I have no kids and three money?” – Homer Simpson

“Trying is the first step towards failure.” – Homer Simpson

“Alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life’s problems.” – Homer Simpson

“Just because I don’t care, doesn’t mean I don’t understand.” – Homer Simpson

“I’m not normally a religious man, but if you’re up there, save me Superman!” – Homer Simpson

“To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life’s problems.” – Homer Simpson

“Marge, I’m not going to lie to you… but I can’t remember the exact quote.” – Homer Simpson

“It takes two to lie: one to lie and one to listen.” – Homer Simpson

“I’m going to live forever… or die trying!” – Homer Simpson

“Don’t eat me. I have a wife and kids. Eat them!” – Homer Simpson

“I’m like that guy who single-handedly built the rocket & flew to the moon. What was his name? Apollo Creed?” – Homer Simpson

“Marge, don’t discourage the boy! Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It’s what separates us from the animals! Except the weasel.” – Homer Simpson

“Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.” – Homer Simpson HARVEY PENICK LITTLE RED BOOK QUOTES

“I’m in no condition to drive… wait! I shouldn’t listen to myself, I’m drunk!” – Homer Simpson

“Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They’re about to announce the lottery numbers.” – Homer Simpson

“I’m having the best day of my life, and I owe it all to not going to Church!” – Homer Simpson

“Donuts, is there anything they can’t do?” – Homer Simpson

“Operator! Give me the number for 911!” – Homer Simpson

“I can’t promise I’ll try, but I’ll try to try.” – Homer Simpson

“To Start Press Any Key’. Where’s the ANY key?” – Homer Simpson

“Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.” – Homer Simpson

“I’m not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I’m going to Hell?” – Homer Simpson

“It’s not easy being a parent. If it were easy, fathers would do it.” – Homer Simpson

“Kids, just because I don’t care doesn’t mean I’m not listening.” – Homer Simpson

“Remember, as far as anyone knows, we’re a nice, normal family.” – Homer Simpson

HARVEY PENICK LITTLE RED BOOK QUOTES