QUOTE OF THE DAY FUNNY WORK

“I’m not lazy, I’m just on energy-saving mode.”

“The only way to do great work is to love what you do. And if you can’t love it, then laugh at it!”

“I don’t work on Fridays, I make appearances in the office.”

“Work hard so you can shop harder.”

“My boss told me to have a good day, so I went home.”

“Success is just a series of failures that didn’t scare you enough to make you quit.”

“If at first, you don’t succeed, blame someone else and seek professional help.”

“If you think your job is tough, try having a boss who knows less than you do.”

“I always give 100% at work: Monday 11%, Tuesday 24%, Wednesday 36%, Thursday 34%, Friday 5%.”

“The road to success is always under construction, thanks to my procrastination skills at work.”

“The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.”

“I can’t believe I get paid to do this. Just kidding, I know why they pay me – to tolerate all the craziness!” MAKING SOMEONE CRY QUOTES

“Coffee: because adulting is hard and pretending to work is even harder.”

“Work would be boring without me, but it is boring with me too.”

“I work well under strict supervision. Or none at all.”

“If time is money, I’m probably bankrupt.”

“My computer screen is not frozen; I’m just taking a break and practicing my statue impression.”

“I’m not late, I just wanted to increase the suspense and excitement at work.”

“I always bring my best performance to work: sarcasm and coffee.”

“Work hard, play harder, and laugh hardest.”

“My job isn’t just a job; it’s a hilarious adventure with terrible pay.”

“I may be slow, but I’m constantly running circles around those who are sitting down.”

“Every day is a dress rehearsal for my final performance review.”