PARKS AND REC QUOTES ABOUT FRIENDS

by

“Friends: One to three is sufficient.” – Leslie Knope

“We didn’t realize we were making memories, we just knew we were having fun.” – Ron Swanson

“Friends: Encouraging deranged behavior since forever.” – Andy Dwyer

“Sometimes you gotta work a little, so you can ball a lot.” – Tom Haverford

“We need to remember what’s important in life: friends, waffles, work. Or waffles, friends, work. Doesn’t matter, but work is third.” – Leslie Knope

“Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.” – Ron Swanson

“The only thing I hate more than lying is skim milk, which is water that is lying about being milk.” – Ron Swanson

“When people get too chummy with me, I like to call them by the wrong name to let them know I don’t really care about them.” – April Ludgate

“Treat yo self.” – Tom Haverford and Donna Meagle

“Friends: Better than a therapy session.” – Leslie Knope

“Clear alcohols are for rich women on diets.” – Ron Swanson

“Time is money, money is power, power is pizza, and pizza is knowledge.” – April Ludgate

“The only thing I will allow to touch my lips is alcohol. And I won’t even let it touch my teeth.” – April Ludgate

“I stand behind my decision to avoid salad and other disgusting things.” – Ron Swanson NO ONE LOVES YOU LIKE I DO QUOTES

“Winning is every girl’s dream.” – Tom Haverford

“There has never been a sadness that can’t be cured by breakfast food.” – Ron Swanson

“There has to be more to life than just sitting around drinking and farting… although I let a lot of that slide.” – Ron Swanson

“One person’s annoying is another person’s rockstar.” – Donna Meagle

“Bros before hoes. Why? Because your bros are always there for you. They got your back after your ho rips your heart out for no good reason.” – Leslie Knope

“I’m allergic to sushi. Every time I eat more than 80 pieces, I barf.” – Andy Dwyer

“You know my code: hoes before bros. Uteruses before duderuses… Ovaries before brovaries.” – Leslie Knope

“We started playing football back when it was still dangerous.” – Tom Haverford

“I’m a wizard, Harry.” – Andy Dwyer

“History began on July 4th, 177 Everything before that was a mistake.” – Ron Swanson

“Occasionally, I’ll hit somebody with my car. So sue me.” – April Ludgate

“The less I know, the better off I am.” – Ron Swanson

“I regret nothing. The end.” – Donna Meagle

NO ONE LOVES YOU LIKE I DO QUOTES