OPPOSITES ATTRACT FUNNY QUOTES

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“Opposites attract because they can’t hear each other’s snoring.” – Unknown

“I guess opposites attract, but opposites don’t make for good hair days.” – Unknown

“Opposites attract, but they also argue about everything.” – Unknown

“Opposites attract because they have different Netflix preferences.” – Unknown

“Opposites attract because one likes to stay up late and the other likes to wake up early… together.” – Unknown

“Opposites attract because someone needs to remember where they parked the car.” – Unknown

“Opposites attract, but they can never agree on what temperature to set the thermostat.” – Unknown

“Opposites attract because someone needs to laugh at the other person’s terrible jokes.” – Unknown

“Opposites attract because one of them is organized, and the other can never find anything.” – Unknown

“Opposites attract, but they can’t agree on what kind of takeout to order.” – Unknown

“Opposites attract because one person likes to plan and the other likes to fly by the seat of their pants.” – Unknown LOVE QUOTES FOR DAUGHTER AND MOTHER

“Opposites attract, but they can’t agree on a temperature for the shower.” – Unknown

“Opposites attract because someone needs to finish the other person’s leftovers.” – Unknown

“Opposites attract, but they can’t agree on how to load the dishwasher.” – Unknown

“Opposites attract because one loves spicy food, and the other can’t handle anything above mild.” – Unknown

“Opposites attract because someone needs to convince the other person that pineapple belongs on pizza.” – Unknown

“Opposites attract, but they can never agree on what movie to watch.” – Unknown

“Opposites attract because one person is always freezing, and the other person loves blasting the AC.” – Unknown

“Opposites attract because one likes to stay in and binge-watch, while the other likes to go out and socialize.” – Unknown

“Opposites attract, but they can’t agree on what music to listen to in the car.” – Unknown

“Opposites attract because one person likes to hit snooze multiple times, and the other person jumps out of bed at the first sound of the alarm.” – Unknown

LOVE QUOTES FOR DAUGHTER AND MOTHER