MINIONS QUOTES FUNNY

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“I’m not lazy, I’m just on energy-saving mode.”

“If you can’t remember my name, just call me ‘Awesome’ — I’ll probably respond.”

“Coffee: because adulting is hard.”

“I am not obsessed with chocolate, it’s just that chocolate loves me with all its heart.”

“I’m not shy, I’m just plotting your downfall.”

“I don’t have a black thumb, I just have a complicated relationship with plants.”

“If there is no such thing as a stupid question, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask?”

“I’m not late, I’m on minion time.”

“Exercise? I thought you said extra fries!”

“I’m not a morning person. I’m a ‘Why is everyone so happy in the morning?’ person.”

“When life gives you lemons, ask for tequila and salt.”

“Why fit in when you were born to stand out? — Dr. Seuss (or should I say Dr. Minion?)”

“If life gives you melons, you may be dyslexic.”

“You can’t make everyone happy, you’re not a taco.”

“I’m not fat, I’m just easy to see.”

“I don’t have a problem with caffeine; I have a problem without it.” I WILL BE WAITING QUOTES

“I’m not clumsy, I’m just testing the gravity.”

“At my age, ‘getting lucky’ just means finding my car in the parking lot.”

“I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right.”

“Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being myself.”

“I’m not crazy, my reality is just different from yours.”

“You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy ice cream, and that’s kind of the same thing.”

“I don’t need a hairstylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning.”

“I’m not late, I just wanted to give everyone else a chance to be on time.”

“I’m not a gummy bear, but I’m all sweet and squishy inside.”

“I’m not forgetful, I’m just too busy inventing new things to remember everything.”

“I’m not lazy, I’m just on battery saving mode.”

“I’m not weird, I’m limited edition.”

“I’m not messy, I just have a creative way of organizing things.”

“I’m not short, I’m fun-sized.”

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