JOKES FUNNY SINGLE VALENTINES DAY QUOTES

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“Love is in the air on Valentine’s Day…for everyone except me.”

“Who needs a Valentine when I can make myself laugh with these funny quotes!”

“Roses are red, violets are blue, I’ll be forever alone, and that’s okay too.”

“Valentine’s Day is just a reminder of how single I am…thanks for the reminder!”

“Roses are red, violets are blue, I don’t need a Valentine, I’m a strong person too!”

“Love may be blind, but I guess it forgot to put on its glasses when it came to me.”

“On Valentine’s Day, I’ll eat 20 heart-shaped chocolates…because I love myself that much.”

“Just because I’m single doesn’t mean I can’t enjoy all the discounted chocolates on February 15th!”

“Valentine’s Day is just another day to appreciate how awesome I am and all my single friends.”

“Chocolate and wine for one, please! It’s a Valentine’s Day celebration I won’t forget.”

“I may be single, but at least I don’t have to share my popcorn at the movies.”

“Valentine’s Day is like any other day…except it’s a painful reminder that I’m alone.”

“Happy Valentine’s Day to me and my best friend, Netflix!”

“Roses are red, violets are blue, I hope my future Valentine isn’t somewhere sobbing too.” TODAY I SAY GOODBYE QUOTES

“The only heartbreak I’ll experience this Valentine’s Day is from eating too much chocolate.”

“Trying to find a Valentine’s date is like trying to find Waldo…he’s probably not even there.”

“Valentine’s Day is just another opportunity to shower myself with love…and maybe some pizza too.”

“If love is a battlefield, then Valentine’s Day is just a reminder that I’m sitting this one out.”

“Who needs a significant other when I have pizza as my constant companion!”

“Single and ready to mingle. Just kidding, I’m single and ready for takeout.”

“This Valentine’s Day, I’m giving myself the gift of self-love and a tub of ice cream.”

“My love language involves sarcasm, pizza, and an endless supply of funny quotes.”

“The only love I need on Valentine’s Day is the love I have for myself.”

“Valentine’s Day is just a reminder that my real soulmate is probably a pizza delivery guy.”

“Being single on Valentine’s Day isn’t a curse, it’s a chance to love myself even more.”

“Roses are red, violets are blue, I may be single, but I’m fabulous too!”

“Instead of receiving flowers on Valentine’s Day, I’ll just buy myself a new plant and call it a day.”

TODAY I SAY GOODBYE QUOTES