“If you’re good at something, never do it for free.” – Joker
“I don’t want to kill you because you’re just too much fun.” – Joker
“Smile, because it confuses people. Smile, because it’s easier than explaining what is killing you inside.” – Joker
“I enjoy dynamite, gunpowder, and gasoline! Do you know what all these things have in common? They’re cheap!” – Joker
“Friendship? I think I’d prefer a knife in the back.” – Joker
“I’m not a monster. I’m just ahead of the curve.” – Joker
“Sometimes you have to play the role of a fool to fool the fool who thinks they’re fooling you.” – Joker
“As my plastic surgeon always said: if you gotta go, go with a smile.” – Joker
“All it takes is one bad day to reduce the sanest man alive to lunacy.” – Joker
“Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order and everything becomes chaos. I’m an agent of chaos.” – Joker
“Nobody panics when things go “according to plan”. Even if the plan is horrifying!” – Joker
“We stopped checking for monsters under our bed when we realized they were inside us.” – Joker
“You see, in their last moments, people show you who they really are.” – Joker
“Do you want to know why I use a knife? Guns are too quick. You can’t savor all the little emotions.” – Joker
“I’m not a schemer. I just do things.” – Joker SHORT CUTE CAT QUOTES
“The only sensible way to live in this world is without rules.” – Joker
“Do I really look like a guy with a plan?” – Joker
“I’m like a dog chasing cars. I wouldn’t know what to do with one if I caught it.” – Joker
“We all have masks. Mine are all about smiles.” – Joker
“I believe whatever doesn’t kill you simply makes you… stranger.” – Joker
“I’m not exactly sure what happened. Sometimes I remember it one way, sometimes another. If I’m going to have a past, I prefer it to be multiple choice!” – Joker
“Madness is the emergency exit. You can just step outside, and close the door on all those dreadful things that happened. You can lock them away… forever.” – Joker
“I’m not good at future planning. I don’t plan at all. I don’t know what I’m doing tomorrow. I don’t have a day planner or a diary. I completely live in the now, not in the past, not in the future.” – Joker
“I used to think that my life was a tragedy, but now I realize, it’s a comedy.” – Joker
“Haven’t you ever heard of the healing power of laughter?” – Joker
“They laugh at me because I’m different, I laugh at them because they’re all the same.” – Joker
“Nobody panics when things go “according to plan.” Even if the plan is horrifying!” – Joker
“You can’t sell dreams to someone who has walked through nightmares.” – Joker