I LOVE YOU LIKE QUOTES FOR HIM FUNNY

“I love you more than pizza, and that’s saying a lot.”

“You’re the only one who can handle my crazy, and I love you for it.”

“I love you like a squirrel loves its nuts.”

“You’re my favorite person to annoy, and I still love you.”

“I love you more than I love sleeping in on weekends.”

“You’re the cheese to my macaroni, and I am ridiculously in love with you.”

“I love you like a zombie loves brains.”

“You’re the reason I check my phone every morning, just to see your name.”

“I love you more than chocolate, and believe me, that’s a big deal.”

“You’re the wifi to my Internet, I can’t live without you.”

“I love you like a dog loves chasing its tail, you make me go in circles.” QUOTES ON MAKING IT THROUGH

“You’re the butter to my bread, and I’m utterly in love with you.”

“I love you more than I love my favorite TV show.”

“You’re the peanut butter to my jelly, we just go together.”

“I love you like a vampire loves blood, you’re my lifeline.”

“You’re the reason my cheeks hurt from smiling, and I love it.”

“I love you more than I love napping, and trust me, I really love napping.”

“You’re the missing piece to my puzzle, and I’m so grateful for you.”

“I love you like a koala loves eucalyptus, you’re essential to my happiness.”

“You’re my favorite person to laugh with, and I’m head over heels for you.”

“I love you more than I love lazy weekends, and that’s saying something.”