HUMOROUS QUOTES ABOUT FRIENDS

“A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though they know that you are slightly cracked.” – Bernard Meltzer

“Friends come and go, like the waves of the ocean. But the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.” – Unknown

“A friend is someone who can see through you and still enjoys the show.” – Farmer’s Almanac

“Friends are like bras, close to your heart and there to support you.” – Unknown

“A friend is someone who will help you move. A best friend is someone who will help you move a dead body.” – Jim Hayes

“Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.” – Unknown

“I don’t need a therapist; I have a best friend.” – Unknown

“I would walk through fire for my best friend. Well, not fire because that’s dangerous. But a super humid room… but not too humid because, you know… my hair.” – Unknown

“A good friend will help you move, but a true friend will help you move a piano into your room and then join you for a dance party on it.” – Unknown

“We’ll be the old ladies causing trouble in the nursing home. You laugh now, but wait until you see how we roll.” – Unknown

“Friends don’t let friends do silly things… alone.” – Unknown LOVE QUOTES IN TAMIL FOR HUSBAND

“A true friend is someone who knows you’re not perfect, but loves you anyway.” – Unknown

“Good friends don’t let you do stupid things… alone.” – Unknown

“We’ll be friends until we’re old and senile…then, we’ll be new friends.” – Unknown

“A friend is someone who can sing your praises even when you’re not around to hear them.” – Unknown

“Friends are the family we choose for ourselves… or the ones who stick around after meeting our families.” – Unknown

“True friends are those who, even when they haven’t seen you in years, still ridicule you like they just saw you yesterday.” – Unknown

“A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.” – Walter Winchell

“Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.” – Unknown

“A friend is someone who will bail you out of jail. A best friend is the one sitting next to you saying, ‘Damn, that was fun!'” – Unknown

“A best friend is like a four-leaf clover: hard to find and lucky to have.” – Irish Proverb