HOME ALONE QUOTES CHRISTMAS

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“I made my family disappear.” – Kevin McCallister

“Keep the change, ya filthy animal!” – Kevin McCallister

“Buzz, your girlfriend! Woof!” – Kevin McCallister

“Look what you did, you little jerk!” – Buzz McCallister

“If I had a silver tuna, I’d give it to you.” – Old Man Marley

“Merry Christmas, little fella. We know that you’re in there and that you’re all alone.” – Harry Lyme

“This house is so full of people it makes me sick. When I grow up and get married, I’m living alone.” – Kevin McCallister

“I’m not afraid anymore.” – Kevin McCallister

“This is my house, I have to defend it.” – Kevin McCallister

“Is this toothbrush approved by the American Dental Association?” – Kevin McCallister

“You can mess with a lot of things, but you can’t mess with kids on Christmas.” – Marv Merchants

“Merry Christmas, you filthy animal. And a Happy New Year!” – Johnny (from the movie within the movie)

“You guys give up or are you thirsty for more?” – Kevin McCallister

“Kevin, you’re such a disease!” – Megan McCallister

“I’m eating junk and watching rubbish! You better come out and stop me!” – Kevin McCallister QUOTES ABOUT LYING TO YOUR BEST FRIEND

“Mitch Murphy, I wouldn’t let you sleep in my room if you were growing on my ass.” – Kevin McCallister

“You can be too old for a lot of things, but you’re never too old to be afraid.” – Kevin McCallister

“Bless this highly nutritious microwavable macaroni and cheese dinner and the people who sold it on sale. Amen.” – Kevin McCallister

“You know, I’m still not going to perform that operation on you.” – Kevin McCallister

“Maybe he committed suicide.” – Kevin McCallister

“I’m the man of the house.” – Kevin McCallister

“Kevin, you’re such a disease. No, you’re worse than a disease. You’re a little punk.” – Megan McCallister

“I’ll never doubt you again.” – Kevin McCallister

“Merry Christmas to all and to all a goodnight! When I wake up, I’m getting a chainsaw.” – Kevin McCallister

“Where’s your mom? My mom’s in the car.” – Kevin McCallister

“So… where are you going on vacation?” – Kate McCallister

“Buzz, I’m going through all your private stuff… You better come out and pound me!” – Kevin McCallister

“Everybody in this family hates me.” – Kevin McCallister

QUOTES ABOUT LYING TO YOUR BEST FRIEND