GOOF QUOTES

“Life is too short to be taken seriously.” – Oscar Wilde

“The only way to do great work is to love what you do.” – Steve Jobs

“Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius, and it’s better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring.” – Marilyn Monroe

“Happiness is not something ready-made. It comes from your own actions.” – Dalai Lama

“The best way to predict your future is to create it.” – Peter Drucker

“Don’t worry about failures, worry about the chances you miss when you don’t even try.” – Jack Canfield

“Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving.” – Albert Einstein

“Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.” – Oscar Wilde

“Success is not final, failure is not fatal: It is the courage to continue that counts.” – Winston Churchill

“The only limit to our realization of tomorrow will be our doubts of today.” – Franklin D. Roosevelt

“Believe you can and you’re halfway there.” – Theodore Roosevelt

“Your time is limited, don’t waste it living someone else’s life.” – Steve Jobs

“Don’t count the days, make the days count.” – Muhammad Ali

“The greatest glory in living lies not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall.” – Nelson Mandela

“The only person you should try to be better than is the person you were yesterday.” – Anonymous

“I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have.” – Thomas Jefferson FUNNY QUOTES ABOUT CATS AND DOGS

“Dream big and dare to fail.” – Norman Vaughan

“Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful.” – Albert Schweitzer

“The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.” – Eleanor Roosevelt

“Life is too important to be taken seriously.” – Oscar Wilde

“Don’t take life too seriously, nobody gets out alive.” – Elbert Hubbard

“Laughter is an instant vacation.” – Milton Berle

“Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.” – Oscar Wilde

“I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.” – W.C. Fields

“Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it.” – Anonymous

“You can’t have everything. Where would you put it?” – Steven Wright

“I’m not lazy, I’m just on energy-saving mode.” – Anonymous

“I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes… She gave me a hug.” – Anonymous

“If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you.” – Steven Wright

“The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.” – Oscar Wilde