GOING TO WORK QUOTES FUNNY

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“I work so I can drive a fancy car, pay for my cat’s extravagant lifestyle, and support my Netflix addiction.” – Unknown

“My boss told me to have a good day, so I went home.” – Unknown

“Work tip: Stand up. Stretch. Take a walk. Go to the airport. Get on a plane. Never return.” – Unknown

“If you think your job is hard, remember there is someone out there who has a degree in philosophy.” – Unknown

“I’m not saying I hate my job, but if a zombie apocalypse started right now, I’d be the first one to volunteer.” – Unknown

“I love my job only when I’m on vacation.” – Unknown

“If you think your job is pointless, remember there’s someone out there installing turn signals in BMWs.” – Unknown

“If work is so great, why do they pay us to do it?” – Unknown

“I pretend to work because they pretend to pay me.” – Unknown

“Coffee: because adulting is hard and sleep is for the weak.” – Unknown

“I suffer from IBS: Intense Bout of Sleeping at work.” – Unknown

“Work: the fine art of balancing caffeine and sarcasm.” – Unknown

“I’m not lazy. I’m just on energy-saving mode.” – Unknown VILLAIN QUOTES THAT MAKE SENSE

“Every morning I wake up torn between a desire to save the world and a desire to savor the world. This makes it hard to plan the day.” – E.B. White

“The only thing I gained going to work today is weight.” – Unknown

“Some people dream of success, while others wake up and work hard at it. I dream of sleep and wake up to my alarm.” – Unknown

“I always give 100% at work: 10% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday, 22% on Thursday, and 5% on Friday.” – Unknown

“The hardest part of my job is pretending to be awake.” – Unknown

“I work to buy cute clothes and feed my pizza addiction.” – Unknown

“Work: it’s like a walk in the park, but the park is on fire and everything is on fire, and you’re on fire too.” – Unknown

“No, I don’t want to come in on my day off. I’d rather stab myself repeatedly with a fork.” – Unknown

“Dress for the job you want, not the job you have. Which is why I’m wearing a hedgehog onesie to the office.” – Unknown

“I work best when my boss isn’t watching.” – Unknown

“I don’t need a motivational quote to go to work. I need coffee and a paycheck.” – Unknown

VILLAIN QUOTES THAT MAKE SENSE