GAME OF THRONE QUOTES FUNNY

“I drink and I know things.” – Tyrion Lannister

“When you play the game of thrones, you win or you die. There is no middle ground.” – Cersei Lannister

“You know nothing, Jon Snow.” – Ygritte

“A lion does not concern himself with the opinions of sheep.” – Tywin Lannister

“Chaos isn’t a pit. Chaos is a ladder.” – Petyr Baelish

“I am the sword in the darkness. I am the watcher on the walls.” – Night’s Watch Oath

“I wish I was the monster you think I am!” – Jaime Lannister

“A girl is Arya Stark of Winterfell. And I’m going home.” – Arya Stark

“Hold the door!” – Hodor

“The night is dark and full of terrors.” – Melisandre

“Shame! Shame! Shame!” – Septa Unella

“Winter is coming.” – House Stark motto

“If you think this has a happy ending, you haven’t been paying attention.” – Ramsay Bolton

“Valar Morghulis” MISS YOU FRIEND QUOTES FUNNY

(All men must die) – Jaqen H’ghar

“I understand that if any more words come pouring out your [expletive] mouth, I’m gonna have to eat every [expletive] chicken in this room.” – The Hound

“I’m not questioning your honor, Lord Janos. I’m denying its existence.” – Davos Seaworth

“I have been known to drink. On occasion. Moderately.” – Tyrion Lannister

“I will answer injustice with justice.” – Daenerys Targaryen

“I will do what queens do. I will rule.” – Cersei Lannister

“I’m the three-eyed raven now.” – Bran Stark

“A very small man beats a very large man, yet the larger man doesn’t seem to realize when he’s beaten.” – Tyrion Lannister

“The things I do for love.” – Jaime Lannister

“I will be your champion.” – Oberyn Martell

“Every time I’m faced with a decision, I close my eyes and see the same picture. Whenever I consider an action, I ask myself, ‘Will this action help to make this picture a reality?’ Pull it out of my mind and into the world? And I only act if the answer is yes.” – Stannis Baratheon

“I don’t plan on knitting by the fire while men fight for me.” – Lyanna Mormont

“A man without friends is a man without power.” – Varys