FUNNY WALKING QUOTES AND SAYINGS

“I don’t exercise. If God wanted me to bend over, he’d put diamonds on the floor.” – Joan Rivers

“I have to walk early in the morning, before my brain figures out what I’m doing.” – Marsha Norman

“Walking: the most ancient exercise and still the best modern exercise.” – Carrie Latet

“I walk slowly but never backwards.” – Abraham Lincoln

“I believe in a long, prolonged, derangement of the senses in order to obtain the unknown.” – Jim Morrison

“Life is short. Walk fast.” – Unknown

“I walk around like everything’s fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off.” – Unknown

“Life is like a nice pair of walking shoes – they hurt a little before you feel really comfortable.” – Unknown

“Walking is the best possible exercise. Habituate yourself to walk very fast.” – Thomas Jefferson

“Walking is man’s best medicine.” – Hippocrates

“I have two doctors, my left leg and my right.” – George Trevelyan FAMOUS QUOTES ABOUT CHICKENS

“I’m not lazy, I’m just in energy-saving mode.” – Unknown

“I walk around like everything is fine, but deep down inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off.” – Unknown

“I walk slowly, but I never walk backward.” – Abraham Lincoln

“Walking is a workout. I am out of breath every single time I’m trying to catch up with the people who tried to kill me in my dreams.” – Unknown

“You know you’re getting old when you stoop to tie your shoes, and wonder what else you can do while you’re down there.” – George Burns

“Why do people go to the gym? The only exercise I get is when I push my luck or when I walk away.” – Unknown

“Walking is just a series of controlled falls.” – Unknown

“There is no better exercise for the heart than reaching down and lifting people up.” – John Holmes

“Walking is the best possible exercise. Habituate yourself to walk very fast.” – Thomas Jefferson

“Walking is the perfect way of moving if you want to see into the life of things.” – Unknown