“Tequila is just fun in a bottle.”
“In a world full of choices, choose tequila.”
“Tequila: because no good story starts with a glass of milk.”
“Life is better with salt, lime, and tequila.”
“Tequila: the answer, no matter the question.”
“Tequila: the liquid courage that turns strangers into best friends.”
“Tequila: making bad decisions since forever.”
“Tequila: the reason I wake up saying, ‘what happened?'”
“Tequila does not solve problems, but neither does milk.”
“I have mixed drinks about feelings… and also tequila shots.”
“Tequila: the drink that gives you a temporary personality upgrade.”
“I’m not a tequila expert, but I’m willing to learn.”
“Tequila: the only workout that I enjoy.” QUOTE ABOUT TIME AND LIFE
“Tequila is my spirit animal.”
“Life gave me lemons, so I made margaritas with tequila.”
“Tequila: the universal language of celebration.”
“Tequila: the elixir of happiness and temporary memory loss.”
“Sometimes, all you need is a little tequila and a lot of courage.”
“Tequila: the secret ingredient to surviving family gatherings.”
“Tequila: the real reason why Mexico is always happy.”
“Tequila: the ultimate proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.”
“Tequila: because someday you’ll find the right words… it’s just not today.”
“My superpower is turning tequila into unforgettable memories.”
“Tequila: the drink that brings out my alter-ego, ‘the dancing sensation.'”
“If life gives you lemons, make a margarita and forget all your troubles.”