FUNNY TEQUILA QUOTES

“Tequila is just fun in a bottle.”

“In a world full of choices, choose tequila.”

“Tequila: because no good story starts with a glass of milk.”

“Life is better with salt, lime, and tequila.”

“Tequila: the answer, no matter the question.”

“Tequila: the liquid courage that turns strangers into best friends.”

“Tequila: making bad decisions since forever.”

“Tequila: the reason I wake up saying, ‘what happened?'”

“Tequila does not solve problems, but neither does milk.”

“I have mixed drinks about feelings… and also tequila shots.”

“Tequila: the drink that gives you a temporary personality upgrade.”

“I’m not a tequila expert, but I’m willing to learn.”

“Tequila: the only workout that I enjoy.” QUOTE ABOUT TIME AND LIFE

“Tequila is my spirit animal.”

“Life gave me lemons, so I made margaritas with tequila.”

“Tequila: the universal language of celebration.”

“Tequila: the elixir of happiness and temporary memory loss.”

“Sometimes, all you need is a little tequila and a lot of courage.”

“Tequila: the secret ingredient to surviving family gatherings.”

“Tequila: the real reason why Mexico is always happy.”

“Tequila: the ultimate proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.”

“Tequila: because someday you’ll find the right words… it’s just not today.”

“My superpower is turning tequila into unforgettable memories.”

“Tequila: the drink that brings out my alter-ego, ‘the dancing sensation.'”

“If life gives you lemons, make a margarita and forget all your troubles.”