FUNNY TAMIL QUOTES IN ENGLISH

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“Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me – I’ll laugh at you!”

“If people say nothing is impossible, tell them to dribble a football.”

“I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast.”

“I speak fluent sarcasm, so if I sound sarcastic, just assume I’m fluent in that too.”

“If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel by now!”

“I don’t have an attitude problem, I just have a personality that you can’t handle.”

“The only exercise I do is running late.”

“I’m not lazy, I’m just on my energy saving mode.”

“I’m not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.”

“I’m not clumsy, I’m just on a secret mission to test gravity.”

“I’m not sure how many problems I have because math is one of them.”

“I’m not saying I’m Batman, but have you ever seen me and Batman in the same room?”

“I don’t go crazy, I am crazy! I just go normal from time to time.”

“In my defense, I was left unsupervised.”

“I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure.” QUOTES ABOUT FRIENDS AND LEADERS

“I’m not fat, I’m just easier to see.”

“The best way to teach your kids about taxes is by eating 30% of their ice cream.”

“This is not a beer belly, it’s a fuel tank for a love machine!”

“I’m sorry, my dog ate your text message.”

“I’m not lazy, I’m just conserving energy.”

“My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do.”

“I don’t need Google, my wife knows everything!”

“I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right.”

“If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off in the first place?”

“I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure.”

“I’m not lazy, I’m just on energy-saving mode.”

“If there’s a “will”, there are 500 relatives.”

“The only exercise I do is running late.”

“I’m not clumsy, I’m just on a secret mission to test gravity.”

QUOTES ABOUT FRIENDS AND LEADERS