“I’m not crying, I’m just watering my face with sadness.”
“Sadness: the tears on the inside.”
“Sadness: the rain cloud in my brain.”
“My favorite hobby: bringing down the mood.”
“I was happy once, it was terrible.”
“My emotions are like a rollercoaster, but it only goes down.”
“I’m so sad, I could win an award for it.”
“Sadness is my superpower; I can bring a room to tears in seconds.”
“Sadness is the spice of life…or so they say.”
“Smiling through the pain: my daily workout.”
“If life gives you lemons, make sure they’re sour like me.”
“I’m like a walking gloomy cloud, spreading pessimism wherever I go.” QUOTES TO MAKE YOUR EX FEEL BAD
“You think you’re sad? Try being me at a party!”
“I take sadness very seriously… well, as seriously as one can take sadness.”
“I’m so good at being sad, I should get a degree in it.”
“I may not be the life of the party, but I’m the death of it.”
“Sadness: the art of breaking a smile in record time.”
“I don’t need sunshine, I thrive on dark and stormy skies.”
“I’m the unofficial spokesperson for melancholy.”
“I have a black belt in sadness, want to see my moves?”
“Sadness: my secret weapon against happiness.”
“I sprinkle sadness everywhere I go, like confetti at a funeral.”
“I was born to be sad; it’s in my DNA.”