FUNNY RELATABLE QUOTES ABOUT LIFE

“Life is like a rollercoaster – full of ups, downs, and a whole lot of screaming!”

“I don’t need anger management, just people management.”

“Life is too short to take seriously – laugh, giggle, and eat dessert first!”

“I live in a constant state of ‘I don’t know what I’m doing, but I’m doing it anyway.'”

“I’m not lazy, I’m just on energy-saving mode.”

“I find it therapeutic to openly judge people from the comfort of my couch.”

“If life gives you lemons, squeeze them into your morning coffee.”

“I’m not arguing, I’m simply explaining why I’m right.”

“Of course I talk to myself. Sometimes I need expert advice.”

“The only exercise I get is running late.”

“I’m not clumsy, I’m just on a mission to rearrange the world.” LOVE HEART QUOTES SHORT

“Life would be better if we could put ourselves on ‘Do Not Disturb’ mode.”

“I’m not addicted to coffee, I just have a committed relationship with it.”

“I’m not lazy, I’m just on a lifelong nap schedule.”

“I don’t need a hair stylist; my pillow does all the work.”

“My greatest talent is being able to relate to almost any TV character.”

“My bed and I have a special connection – we’re perfect for each other.”

“I cook with wine. Sometimes, I even add it to the food.”

“I firmly believe in not growing up; it’s a trap!”

“I don’t need therapy; I just need a hug… and maybe some chocolate.”