“I’m not beautiful like you, I’m beautiful like me.”
“Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.”
“I’m not a beauty queen, I’m more of a beauty klutz.”
“My face is like a Picasso painting – abstract and confusing.”
“Do I have a beautiful face, or did my mirror suddenly get a sense of humor?”
“My face could launch a thousand chips, not ships.”
“Beauty is only skin deep, but my awkwardness goes all the way to the core.”
“My face is proof that God has a sense of humor.”
“Yes, my face takes effort to look like this ‘undone’!”
“I may have a beautiful face, but my laugh is what truly scares people away.”
“I wake up with a beautiful face, and by the end of the day, it’s just a little more abstract.”
“My face is like a Rubik’s Cube – no one knows how to figure it out.”
“I’m like a rare breed of beauty, elusive and mysterious.” GOOD BUSINESS QUOTES FOR PERSONAL STATEMENT
“My face may not be symmetrical, but at least it keeps life interesting.”
“I have a beautiful face, but my selfie game is weak.”
“My face is like a kaleidoscope of beauty, constantly changing and confusing people.”
“I may look beautiful from afar, but up close, it’s like a funhouse mirror.”
“I have a face that even a mother would need a few shots of tequila to say is beautiful.”
“I have a drop-dead gorgeous face – it’s just that people feel like dropping dead when they see it.”
“They say beauty is timeless, but my face is more like a ticking time bomb.”
“They say laughter is the best makeup, so I guess my funny face is covered.”
“My face is like a puzzle – you need to stand back and squint to see the complete picture.”
“I’m the perfect example of ‘beauty is in the eye of the beholder’ – let’s hope they’re wearing glasses.”
“My face is so beautiful, it’s like a walking optical illusion.”