FUNNY QUOTES LAZY

“I’m not lazy, I’m just on energy-saving mode.”

“I’m not lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing.”

“I’m not lazy, I’m just conserving my energy for more important things.”

“Lazy people rule the world…from their couches.”

“I’m not lazy, I’m just allergic to exertion.”

“I’m not lazy, I’m just practicing the art of relaxation.”

“Why do today what you can put off until tomorrow? Lazy logic.”

“My laziness knows no bounds…it’s a talent, really.”

“I’m not lazy, I’m just on a never-ending quest to find the perfect sitting position.”

“Don’t judge me for being lazy, judge me for doing it so well.”

“I may be lazy, but it takes a lot of effort for me to appear this relaxed.”

“If laziness was an Olympic sport, I would probably still delegate someone else to compete on my behalf.”

“Lazy people always find the easiest way to get things done…by not doing them.”

“I would love to engage in physical activity, but I’m in a committed relationship with my couch.”

“My famous last words will probably be ‘I’ll do it tomorrow.'”

“Laziness is my secret superpower.” TRENDING QUOTES 2022

“I’m not lazy, I’m just energy-efficient.”

“The secret to accomplishing nothing lies in doing something halfway.”

“Lazy people don’t procrastinate; they provide an extended incubation period for brilliant ideas.”

“I could be a workaholic, but being lazy is just so much more fun.”

“Being lazy doesn’t mean I don’t care…it just means I care about conserving my energy.”

“Someday I’ll seize the day, but today I’ll just take a nap.”

“My level of motivation can be measured in nap units.”

“I would exercise, but it just doesn’t seem fair to my couch.”

“I’m not lazy, I’m just living life in the slow lane.”

“I’m not lazy, I just prefer to horizontally maximize my comfort.”

“The only thing I do quickly is hit the snooze button.”

“I’m not lazy, I’m just embracing my inner sloth.”

“I’m not lazy, I’m just an expert in the art of relaxation.”

“I have a black belt in napping and a Ph.D. in laziness.”