“Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide!”
“I’m not a vegetarian because I love animals, I’m a vegetarian because I hate plants!”
“What do you call a chicken who tells jokes? A comedi-hen!”
“Why did the chicken go to the seance? To talk to the other side!”
“What do you get when you cross a chicken with a cow? Roost beef!”
“Why don’t chickens like people? They beat them at Tic-Tac-Toe every time!”
“Did you hear about the chicken who could only lay eggs at night? It had night-layers syndrome!”
“Why did the chicken go to the casino? To play roulette and feel properly ‘cooped’ up!”
“What do you call a chicken that’s playing the piano? A ‘Bach’yard Chicken!”
“Why do chickens never tell secrets? Because they might ‘spill the clucks!'”
“What do you call a chicken that’s all ready for action? A ‘self-starter’!” ALWAYS HELP SOMEONE IN NEED QUOTES
“Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks!”
“What do you call a chicken that’s afraid of the dark? A ‘chick-enlightened’!”
“Why did the chicken become a gymnast? Because it had incredible ‘egg’-ility!”
“Why did the chicken become a fortune teller? It had a crystal beak!”
“Why don’t chickens use computers? They can’t figure out how to get past the ‘chicken coops’!”
“What do you call a chicken wearing a shell? An ‘egg-squisite’ disguise!”
“What do you call a chicken that can teleport? An ‘egg’-stra special delivery!”
“Why did the chicken become a magician? It had a talent for ‘egg’-cellent tricks!”
“What does a chicken need to lay the most eggs? An ‘egg-spresso’ machine!”