FUNNY QUOTES FOR CHICKEN LOVERS

“Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide!”

“I’m not a vegetarian because I love animals, I’m a vegetarian because I hate plants!”

“What do you call a chicken who tells jokes? A comedi-hen!”

“Why did the chicken go to the seance? To talk to the other side!”

“What do you get when you cross a chicken with a cow? Roost beef!”

“Why don’t chickens like people? They beat them at Tic-Tac-Toe every time!”

“Did you hear about the chicken who could only lay eggs at night? It had night-layers syndrome!”

“Why did the chicken go to the casino? To play roulette and feel properly ‘cooped’ up!”

“What do you call a chicken that’s playing the piano? A ‘Bach’yard Chicken!”

“Why do chickens never tell secrets? Because they might ‘spill the clucks!'”

“What do you call a chicken that’s all ready for action? A ‘self-starter’!” ALWAYS HELP SOMEONE IN NEED QUOTES

“Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks!”

“What do you call a chicken that’s afraid of the dark? A ‘chick-enlightened’!”

“Why did the chicken become a gymnast? Because it had incredible ‘egg’-ility!”

“Why did the chicken become a fortune teller? It had a crystal beak!”

“Why don’t chickens use computers? They can’t figure out how to get past the ‘chicken coops’!”

“What do you call a chicken wearing a shell? An ‘egg-squisite’ disguise!”

“What do you call a chicken that can teleport? An ‘egg’-stra special delivery!”

“Why did the chicken become a magician? It had a talent for ‘egg’-cellent tricks!”

“What does a chicken need to lay the most eggs? An ‘egg-spresso’ machine!”