FUNNY QUOTES AUTUMN

“Autumn is the perfect time to turn over a new leaf, as long as it’s not covered in pumpkin spice.”

“I’m so excited for sweater weather, so I can finally cover up the consequences of my summer eating habits!”

“I can’t stop falling for autumn, it’s like nature is trying to leave me in a pile of leaves.”

“I love autumn because it’s the only time of the year when I’m not the only one shedding!”

“Autumn is a second spring when every leaf is a flower – and I’m allergic to both!”

“If autumn had a dating profile, it would probably mention that it’s ‘falling’ for everyone.”

“I love autumn because it’s the only time I can enjoy pumpkin-flavored everything without being judged.”

“I’m not a hoarder, I’m just practicing for the autumn when I collect leaves like a squirrel.”

“I may not have a broomstick, but I can still get into the autumn spirit by jumping into a pile of leaves.”

“Autumn leaves may fall, but I’ll just go with the flow… until the leaf blower comes out.”

“Every leaf speaks bliss to me, Fluttering from the autumn tree, except when they all end up in my gutters.”

“Autumn is like a pumpkin spice latte – it’s basic, but it’s still irresistibly comforting.”

“My favorite part of autumn is pretending I’m a tree and standing perfectly still while people rake leaves around me.”

“Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field… of autumn!”

“In autumn, I like to pretend I’m a squirrel so I can justify hoarding an excessive amount of blankets.”

“Autumn is the perfect time for cozying up under a blanket… until you realize you forgot to put the remote within arm’s reach.” DEATH OF A FATHER QUOTES FROM SON

“I can’t wait for autumn so I can finally wear all the clothes I bought last autumn.”

“If there’s a season to embrace my inner couch potato, it’s definitely autumn.”

“Autumn is the only time of year when it’s socially acceptable to start a bonfire with a pile of leaves.”

“Autumn: the time when the trees show us how beautiful it is to let things go (and accept our inevitable leaf blower addiction).”

“Autumn is my favorite season because it’s like nature is throwing a colorful party and I’m just here for the food.”

“Why did the scarecrow go on vacation in autumn? Because he needed a break from all the corny jokes!”

“Autumn is the time of year when I start layering my clothes so I can enjoy all the holiday food guilt-free.”

“Autumn: when the leaves change colors and my hair reminds me why I should never trust DIY pumpkin spice hair dye.”

“I’m ready for autumn, so I can finally go full hibernation mode and blame it on the weather.”

“In autumn, let your worries fall like the leaves and be just as oblivious when they pile up around you.”

“No one likes a soggy bottom, especially when it comes to autumn-inspired pies… or pants.”

“I’m not saying I love autumn because of the pumpkin spice, but I’m also not denying it.”

“Autumn is the perfect time to embrace change, like finally getting my life together… next year.”

“I’m so excited for autumn because it’s the only time of year I can wear multiple layers of clothing and still be ‘stylish’.”