FUNNY QUOTES ABOUT STRAWBERRIES

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“Strawberries: the only fruit that gets pregnant when mixed with sugar.”

“I can’t make anyone love me, but I can offer them a strawberry and hope it helps.”

“My dentist told me I needed a crown. I was like, ‘What about strawberries?'”

“My ideal diet includes plenty of strawberries… in my margaritas.”

“Strawberries are the perfect excuse to have whipped cream for breakfast.”

“Forget white lies, I’m all about telling people I had five servings of strawberries today.”

“Strawberries are the only reason I’m willing to get up and start the day.”

“Strawberries are like nature’s glitter – they make everything look better.”

“I’m not a morning person, but I’ve never had a problem waking up for strawberry shortcake.”

“Don’t judge me. I prefer my strawberries with a side of chocolate and a glass of wine.”

“Strawberries are proof that good things come in small, juicy packages.”

“If life gives you strawberries, make strawberry daiquiris.”

“A balanced diet is a strawberry in one hand and a chocolate-covered strawberry in the other.”

“My love for strawberries is berry strong.”

“I didn’t choose the strawberry life, the strawberry life chose me.” MISS YOU FRIENDS QUOTES IN HINDI

“Strawberries – the original snack that comes with its own handle.”

“Strawberry picking: the only workout where you can eat your weight in fruit.”

“In a world full of apples, be a strawberry.”

“If someone offers you a strawberry, they’re not just being neighborly – they’re being deliciously kind.”

“I bought too many strawberries… said no one ever.”

“Strawberry Fields Forever… or until they run out, in which case I panic.”

“People say money can’t buy happiness, but have they ever bought a carton of juicy strawberries?”

“Strawberry season is the best time to make your own fruit-infused vodka. Trust me, I’m a professional.”

“I don’t need a prince in shining armor, I just need a carton of strawberries and a good Netflix series.”

“Strawberries: the natural version of edible confetti.”

“If life gives you strawberries, make strawberry margaritas. If life gives you limes, make strawberry margaritas too.”

“Berry puns are always in-season when it comes to strawberries.”

“Strawberries are the Beyoncé of fruit – incredible on their own, but even better as a duo with cream.”

“Strawberry stains on your shirt are just nature’s way of saying ‘you had a good day’.”

MISS YOU FRIENDS QUOTES IN HINDI