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“I’m not a stress eater. I’m a stressed-out person who sometimes eats pie.” – Unknown

“I find that most of my stress stems from the fact that no one makes a jump to conclusions mat.” – Unknown

“I don’t always enjoy exercise, but I do enjoy the feeling of having survived it.” – Unknown

“Stress: the condition brought on by overworking the mind and underworking the funny bone.” – Unknown

“If at first, you don’t succeed, maybe it’s time to take up a hobby that doesn’t involve stress eating.” – Unknown

“Stress might have stolen my patience, but it definitely gave me an impressive collection of sarcasm.” – Unknown

“I finally figured out the only reason to be stressed about something is if it involves cheese or chocolate.” – Unknown

“My stress level is directly related to the amount of unread emails in my inbox.” – Unknown

“Stressed is desserts spelled backward, so I’m going to need a lot of chocolate cake to survive this day.” – Unknown

“I’m not saying I have a bad temper; I just have a low tolerance for stupid people, stressful situations, and mornings.” – Unknown

“I like to reduce my stress levels by laughing at my own jokes. I’m hilarious, especially when no one else is around.” – Unknown

“It’s amazing how much stress can be relieved by a simple deep breath, a glass of wine, and the realization that I don’t care.” – Unknown

“I’m convinced you can survive any stressful situation if you have a strong Wi-Fi connection and a sense of humor.” – Unknown BEST QUOTE ABOUT HOLDEN CALLING PEOPLE PHONIES

“Stress is like a bra; it pushes me up, makes me uncomfortable, and exposes my true feelings after a few drinks.” – Unknown

“If stress burned calories, I’d probably be a supermodel by now.” – Unknown

“My hobbies include stress eating, stress shopping, and stress pretending I know what I’m doing.” – Unknown

“The best way to deal with stress is to simply close your eyes, take a deep breath, and just hope it’s time for a nap.” – Unknown

“I may not have it all together, but at least my stress and anxiety are consistent.” – Unknown

“Stress is when you wake up screaming, and then realize you haven’t fallen asleep yet.” – Unknown

“I’m not sure how I manage to hold it all together, but I suspect a combination of caffeine, sarcasm, and the occasional mental breakdown.” – Unknown

“There’s a fine line between stress and insanity, and I’m pretty sure I crossed it about an hour ago.” – Unknown

“If stress burned calories, I’d be a size zero by now. But no, it has to be ice cream that doesn’t help.” – Unknown

“Stress is the body’s way of saying, ‘I need more sleep, less responsibility, and a lot more snacks.'” – Unknown

“Stress is a part of life, just like chocolate is a part of my diet. Can’t live without either, so might as well embrace them.” – Unknown