FUNNY QUOTES ABOUT LIFE DRAG QUEEN

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“I’m living proof that funny doesn’t fade with the wig.” – Unknown

“Life is just one big glitter-filled catwalk. Werk!” – Unknown

“In a world full of basic souls, be a drag queen.” – Unknown

“Life’s not all sequins and stilettos, but it’s definitely more fabulous when they’re involved.” – Unknown

“Life is a drag, but I’ve got the perfect contour to tackle it.” – Unknown

“Life is too short to blend in. Embrace your inner drag queen.” – Unknown

“If life gives you lemons, grab a wig and turn it into a drag extravaganza.” – Unknown

“A little glitter never hurt nobody, except maybe when you accidentally inhale it.” – Unknown

“Life may be a mess, but honey, my eyeliner is always on point.” – Unknown

“Life’s a drag, but I’ve got enough sass to keep me entertained.” – Unknown

“Life is a stage, and I’m the drag queen stealing the show.” – Unknown HAPPINESS IS GOING HOME QUOTES

“Life’s too short to take everything so seriously. Unleash your inner fierce and slay!” – Unknown

“Life handed me a wig, so I decided to make it fabulous.” – Unknown

“In a world of ordinary, be a drag queen with extraordinary hair and rhinestones.” – Unknown

“Life is too serious, darling. Let’s put on some heels and have a good laugh.” – Unknown

“Why fit in when you were born to stand out in six-inch heels?” – Unknown

“Life is tough, but so are my contour lines.” – Unknown

“If life gives you mascara stains, cry glitter instead.” – Unknown

“Life is like a fabulous drag performance. It’s all about the show and leaving a lasting impression.” – Unknown

“In the game of life, always choose to be the queen bee.” – Unknown

“Life can be a drag, but I’ve got enough charisma, uniqueness, nerve, and talent to handle it.” – Unknown

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