FUNNY QUOTES ABOUT LEARNING NEW THINGS

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“I’m learning new things every day. Like, how to nap while standing.” – Unknown

“I never made a mistake in my life. I thought I did once, but I was wrong.” – Unknown

“The best way to learn something is to teach it to someone else – so grab a chair and let me teach you how to procrastinate!” – Unknown

“The more I learn, the more I realize how little I know. So, please excuse me while I go back to watching cat videos.” – Unknown

“I don’t make mistakes…I date them!” – Unknown

“You can’t make everybody happy, you’re not a taco.” – Unknown

“Education is important, but this taco emoji sticker pack is how I’ll really make a difference in the world.” – Unknown

“I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode.” – Unknown

“I tried to study but my brain had other plans – like browsing the internet for memes.” – Unknown

“I’m not a morning person. I’m not an afternoon person. I’m barely an evening person. I’m in bed by 9 kind of person.” – Unknown

“I learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more.” – Unknown

“The biggest lie I tell myself is that I’ll remember it without writing it down.” – Unknown

“I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way.” – Unknown HAPPY 25TH ANNIVERSARY QUOTES FOR PARENTS

“Knowledge is power, but I still can’t figure out how to set the clock on my microwave.” – Unknown

“I’m not a teacher, but if I were, I’d definitely give multiple-choice tests with an option that says ‘I don’t know and I don’t care’.” – Unknown

“I believe in equality – equal rights, equal opportunities, equal amounts of coffee for everyone.” – Unknown

“I learn from the mistakes of people who take my advice.” – Unknown

“I’d love to attend your lecture, but I’m in the middle of a serious nap crisis.” – Unknown

“I’m not sure if I’m getting smarter or if the internet is getting dumber.” – Unknown

“I used to be a people person, but then people ruined it for me.” – Unknown

“I’m not weird, I’m limited edition.” – Unknown

“I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once.” – Unknown

“I learn from the mistakes of others, who took my advice and then became cautionary tales.” – Unknown

“I learn something new every day. Today I learned that I need a lot of coffee to function.” – Unknown

HAPPY 25TH ANNIVERSARY QUOTES FOR PARENTS