FUNNY QUOTES ABOUT GOING ON VACATION

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“I need a six-month vacation, twice a year.” – Unknown

“Vacation calories don’t count, right?” – Unknown

“Vacation: Where you drink triple, see double, and act single.” – Unknown

“I’m on vacation mode. If you need me, I’ll be on island time.” – Unknown

“Every vacation is a new chance to make memories you’ll never remember.” – Unknown

“I’m not on a vacation. I’m on a mission to discover the most amazing cocktail.” – Unknown

“The only trip you will regret is the one you don’t take.” – Unknown

“I’m not lost, just on an unscheduled adventure.” – Unknown

“Vacation: when you don’t want to look at the price tag and just say, ‘Screw it!'” – Unknown

“Vacation rule: If you don’t Instagram it, did it really happen?” – Unknown

“I only need three things: the beach, a book, and unlimited drinks.” – Unknown COMMUNICATION QUOTES IN ENGLISH

“Vacations: where you can eat breakfast at lunchtime and have ice cream for dinner.” – Unknown

“I need a vacation from my vacation to recover from my vacation.” – Unknown

“Life is short. Take the trip. Buy the shoes. Eat the cake.” – Unknown

“Vacation is the best therapy for a stressed-out mind.” – Unknown

“I don’t need therapy. I just need a vacation.” – Unknown

“Vacation: When you eat more in a week than you do in a year.” – Unknown

“I travel to leave everything behind, except for the baggage fees.” – Unknown

“My favorite vacation destination is my couch.” – Unknown

“My best vacation ever? I’ll have to get back to you on that one. I haven’t taken it yet.” – Unknown

“Vacation is the only time you can run away from all your problems, especially if your problem is your job.” – Unknown

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