FUNNY QUOTES ABOUT COMPLAINING

“I’m not complaining, I’m just explaining why I’m right.”

“I have a PhD in complaining.”

“Complaining is my cardio.”

“I don’t like to complain, but sometimes it’s the only exercise I get.”

“Complaining is like a rocking chair, it gives you something to do but doesn’t get you anywhere.”

“The only way to find happiness is to stop complaining about everything.”

“I complain because my neighbors don’t take well to my interpretive dance parties at 3 am.”

“Complaining is like salt on a wound, it adds flavor to the pain.”

“I’m not complaining, I’m just venting my frustrations in a loud and slightly obnoxious manner.”

“Complaining is my way of clearing the air around me…and annoying everyone else in the process.”

“Complaining: the fine art of making mountains out of molehills.” BLESSING QUOTES FOR NEW HOME

“If complaining burned calories, I would be a supermodel by now.”

“Complainers gonna complain, that’s just how they roll.”

“I don’t need a reason to complain, it’s my default setting.”

“Complaining is the adult version of throwing a tantrum.”

“I’m not complaining, I’m just stating loudly that I’m never wrong.”

“If I had a dollar for every complaint I make, I’d probably complain about the taxes on those dollars.”

“Complaining: the world’s most popular unsolicited hobby.”

“I don’t complain, I provide constructive criticism with a touch of sarcasm.”

“I’m not complaining, I’m just pointing out the flaws in the universe.”

“If complaining were an Olympic sport, I’d win gold every time.”