“I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.” – Lily Tomlin
“The only way to do great work is to love what you do. If you haven’t found it yet, keep looking. Don’t settle.” – Steve Jobs
“The elevator to success is out of order. You’ll have to use the stairs… one step at a time.” – Joe Girard
“A day without laughter is a day wasted.” – Charlie Chaplin
“I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have.” – Thomas Jefferson
“I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying.” – Oscar Wilde
“Workplace rules: Don’t be late. When in doubt, ask. If you mess up, fix it. Be yourself, unless you can be a unicorn. Then always be a unicorn.”
“The secret of success is to know something nobody else knows.” – Aristotle Onassis
“When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.” – Cathy Guisewite
“I am thankful for a lawn that needs mowing, windows that need cleaning, and gutters that need fixing because it means I have a home… I am thankful for the piles of laundry and ironing because it means my loved ones are nearby.” – Nancie J. Carmody
“If at first, you don’t succeed, find out if the loser gets anything.” – William Lyon Phelps BOB KATTER FUNNY QUOTES
“If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in bed with a mosquito.” – Betty Reese
“Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.” – Thomas Edison
“If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, of what, then, is an empty desk a sign?” – Albert Einstein
“The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.” – Robert Frost
“Teamwork is essential. It allows you to blame someone else.” – Unknown
“Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that who cares?… He’s a mile away and you’ve got his shoes!” – Billy Connolly
“Don’t worry about the world coming to an end today. It’s already tomorrow in Australia.” – Charles M. Schulz
“The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.” – Oscar Wilde
“I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.” – Charles Lamb
“Do what you love, and you’ll never work a day in your life. Because that field isn’t hiring.” – Unknown