“The only time you should ever look back is to see how far you’ve come. And then laugh at yourself for the ridiculous hairstyles and questionable fashion choices.” – Unknown
“People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.” – A.A. Milne
“I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have. And by luck, I mean finding chocolate in my pantry.” – Unknown
“The key to success is to start before you’re ready, and then figure out how to hide your confusion with a smile.” – Unknown
“If at first, you don’t succeed, skydiving definitely isn’t for you.” – Unknown
“Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.” – Mallory Hopkins
“The difference between a pizza and your opinion is that I asked for the pizza.” – Unknown
“The secret to a happy life is not in seeking perfection but in embracing your own perfectly imperfect self.” – Unknown
“The only time it’s okay to stare at your reflection in the mirror is when you’re practicing your Oscar acceptance speech.” – Unknown
“I have enough money to live comfortably for the rest of my life – if I die next Tuesday.” – Jackie Mason
“The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer someone else up! But if that doesn’t work, a chocolate bar will do just fine.” – Charles M. Schulz
“I’m not clumsy, I just prefer to make gravity a personal challenge.” – Unknown
“I finally realized that being grateful for the things you have is much more fulfilling than constantly wanting more… except when it comes to pizza.” – Unknown
“Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.” – Elbert Hubbard SPECIAL COUPLE HAPPY ANNIVERSARY QUOTES
“I’m in shape… round is a shape, right?” – Unknown
“Don’t worry about failures, worry about the chances you miss when you don’t even try. And also worry about those calories in that chocolate cake you just ate.” – Unknown
“My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do.” – Unknown
“I’m not crazy, my reality is just different than yours.” – Lewis Carroll
“The best kind of laughter is the kind that makes your stomach hurt and mascara run. Bonus points if it also counts as exercise.” – Unknown
“Age is just a number… and mine is unlisted.” – Unknown
“If you see someone without a smile, give them one of yours. But don’t forget to sanitize it first!” – Unknown
“I’m not superstitious, but I am a little stitious.” – Michael Scott
“I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode.” – Unknown
“I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing.” – Unknown
“I’m not addicted to reading. I can quit as soon as I finish one more chapter… or two… or three.” – Unknown
“Sometimes you just have to put on lip gloss and pretend to be psyched.” – Mindy Kaling
“Life is too important to be taken seriously. So, let’s find joy in the ridiculousness of it all.” – Unknown