FUNNY POSITIVE ENERGY QUOTES

“The only time you should ever look back is to see how far you’ve come. And then laugh at yourself for the ridiculous hairstyles and questionable fashion choices.” – Unknown

“People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.” – A.A. Milne

“I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have. And by luck, I mean finding chocolate in my pantry.” – Unknown

“The key to success is to start before you’re ready, and then figure out how to hide your confusion with a smile.” – Unknown

“If at first, you don’t succeed, skydiving definitely isn’t for you.” – Unknown

“Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.” – Mallory Hopkins

“The difference between a pizza and your opinion is that I asked for the pizza.” – Unknown

“The secret to a happy life is not in seeking perfection but in embracing your own perfectly imperfect self.” – Unknown

“The only time it’s okay to stare at your reflection in the mirror is when you’re practicing your Oscar acceptance speech.” – Unknown

“I have enough money to live comfortably for the rest of my life – if I die next Tuesday.” – Jackie Mason

“The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer someone else up! But if that doesn’t work, a chocolate bar will do just fine.” – Charles M. Schulz

“I’m not clumsy, I just prefer to make gravity a personal challenge.” – Unknown

“I finally realized that being grateful for the things you have is much more fulfilling than constantly wanting more… except when it comes to pizza.” – Unknown

“Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.” – Elbert Hubbard SPECIAL COUPLE HAPPY ANNIVERSARY QUOTES

“I’m in shape… round is a shape, right?” – Unknown

“Don’t worry about failures, worry about the chances you miss when you don’t even try. And also worry about those calories in that chocolate cake you just ate.” – Unknown

“My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do.” – Unknown

“I’m not crazy, my reality is just different than yours.” – Lewis Carroll

“The best kind of laughter is the kind that makes your stomach hurt and mascara run. Bonus points if it also counts as exercise.” – Unknown

“Age is just a number… and mine is unlisted.” – Unknown

“If you see someone without a smile, give them one of yours. But don’t forget to sanitize it first!” – Unknown

“I’m not superstitious, but I am a little stitious.” – Michael Scott

“I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode.” – Unknown

“I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing.” – Unknown

“I’m not addicted to reading. I can quit as soon as I finish one more chapter… or two… or three.” – Unknown

“Sometimes you just have to put on lip gloss and pretend to be psyched.” – Mindy Kaling

“Life is too important to be taken seriously. So, let’s find joy in the ridiculousness of it all.” – Unknown