“I think, therefore I am…confused.” – Anonymous
“The only thing I know is that I know nothing.” – Socrates
“Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.” – Miles Kington
“If there’s one thing I’ve learned, it’s that I never know anything for sure, except when I’m wrong.” – Anonymous
“If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of payments.” – Steven Wright
“If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it, does it still make a sound? And more importantly, who cares?” – Anonymous
“The more I learn, the more I realize how much I don’t know. And the more I realize how much I don’t know, the more I question why I’m even learning in the first place.” – Anonymous
“I may be crazy, but at least my thoughts have good company.” – Anonymous
“The problem with the world is that the intelligent people are full of doubts, while the stupid ones are full of confidence.” – Charles Bukowski
“Without geometry, life is pointless.” – Anonymous
“Reality is just an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.” – Albert Einstein
“Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy a yacht big enough to pull up right alongside it.” – David Lee Roth
“I hope that when I die, people say about me, ‘Wow, I wouldn’t have expected that reaction.'” – Anonymous
“Life is what happens to you while you’re busy making other plans…or watching cat videos.” – John Lennon FUNNY MAID OF HONOR SPEECH QUOTES
“I’m not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.” – Anonymous
“I think, therefore I am…still thinking.” – Anonymous
“The secret of success is to know something nobody else knows, but to act like everybody else.” – Andy Warhol
“The worst thing about being a philosopher is that people’s eyes glaze over when you try to explain what you do for a living. It’s like telling them you’re a mime artist, only worse.” – Terry Pratchett
“I’m not saying I’m smarter than everyone, but if you ask me a question and I don’t know the answer, I’ll probably make something up that sounds good.” – Anonymous
“If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it’s yours; if it doesn’t, it was never meant to be. But if it just sits there, eating your food and using your Netflix account, you should probably change the WiFi password.” – Anonymous
“I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom, until they are flashing behind you.” – Anonymous
“I thought I wanted a career; turns out I just wanted paychecks.” – Anonymous
“I’m not sure if I’m indecisive or not…” – Anonymous
“The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, while the wise people are so full of doubts.” – Bertrand Russell
“The more you learn, the more you know. The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother learning?” – Anonymous
“If life gives you melons, you may be dyslexic.” – Anonymous