FUNNY OFFICE SAYINGS AND QUOTES

“I’m not a control freak, but you’re doing it wrong.”

“I’m not lazy. I’m just on my energy-saving mode.”

“I’m not late, I’m on my own time zone.”

“I don’t suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.”

“I don’t need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me.”

“Shhh… I work best when I’m ignored.”

“I pretend to work because they pretend to pay me.”

“Coffee: because adulting is hard.”

“I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by.”

“The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary.”

“I’m not old. I’m a limited edition classic.” POSITIVE FOREX INSPIRATIONAL QUOTES

“I’m not lazy, I’m just on power-saving mode.”

“I’m sorry, my wit took the day off, and I’m all out of sarcasm.”

“The only exercise I do is running late.”

“I don’t have a bad handwriting, my keyboard just doesn’t know how to read it.”

“My boss told me to have a good day, so I went home.”

“I’m not antisocial. I’m just anti-bullshit.”

“If at first, you don’t succeed, redefine success.”

“I’m not a morning person or a night owl. I’m a permanently exhausted pigeon.”

“I smile because I have no idea what’s going on.”