FUNNY NEW ZEALAND QUOTES

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“We may not have a lot of people, but we sure know how to party, bro!” – Anonymous

“New Zealand: Where sheep outnumber people, and we’re proud of it!” – Unknown

“Kiwis aren’t just the fruit, they’re also some pretty awesome people!” – Anonymous

“In New Zealand, Hobbits have the right of way!” – Unknown

“We’re not just ‘down under,’ we’re also ‘up for anything!'” – Anonymous

“Life’s a beach in New Zealand, and we’re all just trying to catch the perfect wave!” – Unknown

“In New Zealand, rugby is a religion. Pray for our opponents!” – Anonymous

“The best part about New Zealand? We’re always one ‘flight of the conchords’ away from a good laugh!” – Unknown

“We may be small, but our sense of adventure is larger than life!” – Anonymous

“In New Zealand, the scenic views are so breathtaking, they’ll literally take your breath away!” – Unknown

“New Zealand: Where adventure finds you, even if you’re just looking for a quiet hike!” – Anonymous

“The only thing we take more seriously than our rugby is our desire to have a good time!” – Unknown INSPIRATIONAL QUOTES ABOUT DEATH OF A FRIEND

“Kiwis: The friendliest bunch you’ll ever meat… I mean, meet!” – Anonymous

“New Zealand: Where it’s perfectly acceptable to wear jandals (flip-flops) to a fancy event!” – Unknown

“If you think the kiwi bird is cute, wait until you meet a kiwi person!” – Anonymous

“In New Zealand, our accents may be strong, but our sense of humor is even stronger!” – Unknown

“Kiwis have a special talent for making any situation hilarious. It must be the Maori sense of humor!” – Anonymous

“In New Zealand, we don’t see obstacles, we see opportunities for a good yarn!” – Unknown

“You can take the kiwi out of New Zealand, but you can’t take the cheeky kiwi humor out of them!” – Anonymous

“In New Zealand, we don’t just do ‘sheepish grins,’ we do ‘sheepish adventures!'” – Unknown

“We may not have the tallest mountains, but we sure know how to climb to new levels of hilarity!” – Anonymous

“New Zealand: Where even our sheep have a sense of humor!” – Unknown

INSPIRATIONAL QUOTES ABOUT DEATH OF A FRIEND