FUNNY INSPIRATIONAL FOOD QUOTES

“My body is a temple, but my fridge is the best buffet in town.”

“The only thing I like better than talking about food is eating it.”

“I’m sorry for what I said when I was hungry.”

“I’m on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it.”

“I’m not lazy, I’m just on energy-saving mode when it comes to cooking.”

“I’m not a vegetarian because I love animals, I’m a vegetarian because I hate plants.”

“Food is like a hug in edible form.”

“The only thing I discriminate against is food that doesn’t taste good.”

“I’m starting a new diet called ‘I have all intentions to eat healthy, but I’ll probably end up eating pizza’.”

“I’m not addicted to chocolate, chocolate is addicted to me.”

“I eat cake because it’s somebody’s birthday somewhere.”

“Life is uncertain, eat dessert first.”

“Wine a little, laugh a lot, and make sure you eat great food.”

“The secret ingredient is always cheese.”

“My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch. It’s called lunch.” DEPRESSION CHRISTMAS QUOTES

“I put Oreo cookies in a blender with milk. It’s my cheat day smoothie.”

“I’m in a committed relationship with pizza.”

“I don’t need a recipe, I’m an artist – I make things up as I go.”

“Never trust a skinny chef.”

“I cook with wine, sometimes I even put it in the food.”

“The only thing that tastes better than skinny feels is bacon.”

“I’m on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it.”

“If a recipe calls for ‘sugar’, I just add ‘love’ instead.”

“I didn’t choose the pasta life, the pasta life chose me.”

“I’m on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it.”

“I have a love-hate relationship with food. I love to eat, and it hates me by making my clothes shrink.”

“Eating healthy should never mean compromising on taste. Life is too short for tasteless food.”

“When life gives you lemons, forget the lemonade and make a lemon meringue pie instead.”