FUNNY HAPPY NEW YEAR QUOTE

“I can’t believe it’s been a whole year since I didn’t become a better person.”

“My New Year’s resolution is to be less perfect. I’ll start by letting go of perfectionism and embracing my flaws… starting next year.”

“May this year be the year that ghosts finally get bored with scaring us and start doing some chores around the house.”

“My New Year’s resolution is to break my resolutions, so I can feel good about achieving my goals.”

“May this year be full of adventures, surprises, and opportunities for awkward encounters that turn into great stories!”

“My New Year’s resolution is to remember to write ‘2022’ instead of ‘2021’ for the first three months of the year.”

“I resolve to stop wasting my resolutions on myself and use them to repay all the debts I owe to the gym.”

“My New Year’s resolution is to stop pretending that I don’t binge-watch Netflix series. I am taking ownership and calling it ‘self-imposed cultural enrichment.'”

“May all your troubles last as long as your resolutions!”

“My New Year’s resolution is to live in the moment… and by that, I mean recycling 2021’s calendar for the next few years.”

“May your life be filled with as much joy, laughter, and breakfast tacos as the internet promises.”

“My New Year’s resolution is to be more optimistic by keeping my cup half-full with either rum, vodka, or whiskey.”

“May this year give you the opportunity to follow your dreams, love like there’s no tomorrow, and triple the amount of clothing your closet can hold.” QUOTES ABOUT GUY GIRL BEST FRIENDS

“My New Year’s resolution is to lose weight… by the time I realize it’s June and swimsuit season is already over.”

“May all your troubles last as long as your new year’s resolutions!”

“My New Year’s resolution is to be more spontaneous… starting tomorrow.”

“May this year bring you more books, friends, and food comas.”

“My New Year’s resolution is to be less like myself and more like the person my cat wants me to be.”

“May your life be as awesome as you pretend it is on social media.”

“My New Year’s resolution is to stop procrastinating and start procrastinating about something else.”

“May this year be the year you finally win the argument in the shower!”

“My New Year’s resolution is to make more puns, even if they make people want to punch me.”

“May your life be as bright and shiny as the fireworks on New Year’s Eve… without the risk of setting your hair on fire.”

“My New Year’s resolution is to remember to write ‘2022’ on my checks… for the first week of the year, at least.”

“May this year be the year you discover that 99% of the time, wine pairs perfectly well with every situation.”