FUNNY GIGOLO QUOTES

“I’m not a gigolo, I’m a specialist in romance economics.”

“I don’t kiss and tell, but I do tell jokes and make you laugh.”

“I’m like a male unicorn, bringing magic and pleasure to your life.”

“I’m here to make your life a hilarious adventure, one smile at a time.”

“Why worry about a Prince Charming when you can have a gigolo with a sense of humor?”

“I may not have a six-pack, but I do have a six-sense for making you laugh.”

“Call me Mr. Funny Pants, because I’ll keep you laughing all night long.”

“They say laughter is the best medicine, so consider me your personal comedian and doctor.”

“My services include laughter therapy, slapstick comedy, and guaranteed amusement.”

“I’m like a stand-up comedian, except you get the punchlines in bed.”

“If laughter is the way to a person’s heart, then consider me your personal heartthrob.”

“Why settle for a boring date when you can have a hilarious gigolo as your plus one?” GOOD ISLAMIC QUOTES ABOUT LOVE

“I’m not just here to entertain, I’m here to crack you up and fulfill your wildest dreams.”

“They say humor is a sign of intelligence, so rest assured, you’re in the presence of a genius.”

“I may be a gigolo, but my real talent is making you laugh until your stomach hurts.”

“I’ve got more jokes up my sleeve than tricks in the bedroom, just saying.”

“They say laughter is contagious, so be careful, I might make you addicted to my sense of humor.”

“I specialize in making memories and laughter that lasts longer than a one-night stand.”

“Consider me your personal comedian, masseuse, and gigolo all rolled into one.”

“If Shakespeare was a gigolo, he would probably write sonnets about my sense of humor.”

“They say laughter is the key to happiness, and lucky for you, I’ve got the master key.”

“When life throws you lemons, throw them back and call a gigolo who will make you laugh instead.”

“If laughter is the spice of life, then consider me the hottest gigolo in town.”