“I know I’m getting older because I’m starting to think that 9 p.m. is a perfectly acceptable bedtime.”
“Gen X: We were environmentally conscious before it was cool, mostly because we couldn’t afford to waste anything.”
“I don’t trust people who say they can multitask. I can barely even uni-task.”
“Remember when we thought ‘You’ve got mail’ was the height of technological excitement?”
“Gen X: We were the last generation to actually play outside without a screen attached to our hands.”
“I used to be cool. Then I became a parent.”
“I miss the days when social media was just called ‘talking on the phone.'”
“My life is a constant battle between wanting to remember my youth and needing a nap.”
“Gen X: The generation that can still recite their childhood phone number, but can’t remember what they had for dinner yesterday.”
“I never thought the most rebellious thing I would do as an adult would be to go to bed early.”
“Gen X: Still trying to figure out if putting ‘LOL’ at the end of a text makes it less serious.”
“I don’t always exercise, but when I do, it’s by accident.” LIFE IS LIKE A ROLLER COASTER QUOTES
“My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch. I call it lunch.”
“I still haven’t decided what I want to be when I grow up, and at this point, I’m too afraid to ask.”
“Gen X: We had the internet boom and the housing bust. It’s like life wanted to play a cruel game of ‘Now you have it, now you don’t.'”
“I used to think I was indecisive. Now I’m not so sure.”
“Gen X: We mastered the art of rolling our eyes before it became an Olympic sport.”
“Growing old is mandatory. Growing up, however, is optional.”
“I don’t need anger management, I just need people to stop pissing me off.”
“Gen X: We didn’t have social media growing up, so we learned to judge people the old-fashioned way – to their faces.”
“I’m not procrastinating, I’m just still in yesterday’s time zone.”
“Gen X: The generation that witnessed the birth of the internet and still remembers the sound of dial-up.”
“I try not to laugh at my own jokes, but we all know I’m hilarious.”