FUNNY FRIENDSHIP QUOTES

“A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.” – Bernard Meltzer

“Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.” – Robert Bloch

“I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.” – Unknown

“A good friend will help you move. But a best friend will help you move a dead body.” – Jim Hayes

“Friends are like condoms, they protect you when things get hard.” – Unknown

“I love how we can look at each other and without saying anything, know we are making fun of the same person.” – Unknown

“I’ll always be by your side until you get on my nerves, and then we can be distant friends.” – Unknown

“I’d walk through fire for my best friend. Well, not fire because that’s dangerous. But a super humid room… well not too humid, because you know… my hair.” – Unknown

“I told my best friend that she was delusional… she almost fell off her pet unicorn laughing.” – Unknown

“Our friendship is like a pizza. You can have it all to yourself or share it with others, but either way, it’s always delicious.” – Unknown

“A friend is someone who can see the truth and pain in you even when you’re fooling everyone else.” – Oprah Winfrey GRANDAD QUOTES FUNNY

“Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.” – Unknown

“A true friend is someone who thinks you’re a good egg even if you’re a little cracked.” – Unknown

“If you have crazy friends, you have everything.” – Unknown

“We’ll be friends until we’re old and senile… and then we’ll be new friends!” – Unknown

“I love how we can look at each other and without saying anything, know we are making fun of the same person.” – Unknown

“Friendship is like money, easier made than kept.” – Samuel Butler

“A true friend stabs you in the front.” – Oscar Wilde

“Best friends are like stars. You don’t always see them, but you know they’re always there.” – Unknown

“Friends buy you food, best friends eat your food.” – Unknown